IAmTheMastermind

Hey all! I'm glad you are enjoying my artwork! I'd like you all to know that I m starting commission work now, there are a few rules to this. IT CAN BE FREE! (rules) -no yiff or wings (I hate wings) -1 character only -plain background These take about an hour or so for me to pump out. as long as nobody is in front of you, you can have them that same day! ALL FURSONA MUST BE ORIGINAL! YOU MUST PAY for... -two characters or more -relative items (just talk to me about that one) -Background -Yiff (any kind of yiff or fooling around and no i don't mind doing it) -WINGS (i guess bat wings are ok... I hate feathered wings) Payment can b

Yep I'm in love.              Not like "OMG I can't stop thinking about him!" love. I'm way past that. I'm in the chasms now, waaaaay down deep. The kind where you don't need the stimulation from the sun to grow together, you make your own light. It's the kind where I can't wait to grow old and dusty together. I want to file taxes and shit with this guy. It's fantastic. He's the first guy that I can honestly say "I don't care if you go bald" to. I want to share information and stories with him. Not because I want him to know, but because he wants to know. We make Disney characters and their perfect endings jealous because we have something

I burnt down a hotel room this weekend The rest of my bandmates were in the hotel shitfaced the night before our wedding gig I went to dinner with an old friend They found Axe and a lighter The coffee table and bed sheets are gone I should probably be angry because we had to use all of our gig earnings to pay the hotel back Expenses paid, we made $36.76 total We celebrated by going to Mcdonkadonks Moral of the story: When your bed is coverd in ashes and your kicked out on the street mid winter get really fat and curl up in your blubber.